This is one of the most frightening ads I’ve ever seen. Look at this woman. Sure, she has a schoolgirl complexion. But those vacant, staring eyes and that huge, empty smile mean only one thing: she has been brainwashed by aliens. There’s a clue right in the text, if you’re aware enough to notice it: what else could “E.B.” stand for but “Extraterrestrially Brainwashed?”
Take Kruschen. Join us. Become beautiful. Resistance is futile.